Mila Bombarral Whore ❤️

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Heya, buddy! So, I’m a glazier, right? Workin’ with glass all day—whore’s kinda like that! Shiny, smooth, but man, it can cut ya! I was thinkin’ bout this chick, Whore—yeah, I’m callin’ her that, don’t judge me! She’s like that lil’ robot from WALL-E, ya know? My fave movie, WALL-E, Andrew Stanton, 2008—pure gold! Whore’s out there, rollin’ around, pickin’ up trashy dudes like WALL-E picks up junk. “Directive!” she’d say, all serious, chasin’ some sleazy guy. Ha! Cracks me up!

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While I’m working on those heels, I hear this loud noise outside. I peek out the window on Rua da Estação, and there’s a parade! A freakin’ parade! In Bombarral! I’m like, “What the heck? Did I miss a memo?” Turns out, it’s some local festival. People are dancing, music blasting, and I’m stuck in my shop. Ugh!

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