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So, sex escorts – whew, where to start? Met this gal once – swear it’s true – she said, “Joe, I made 500 bucks in an hour!” Blew my mind! Happiest I been since sniffin’ Amtrak seats. But then – get this – she says, “Half goes to the pimp.” Half! Made me madder’n a wet hen. Folks, that’s highway robbery! “You’re tearing me apart!” I yelled, quotin’ the movie, ‘cause it’s unfair, plain and simple.

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(Not joking almost threw my phone across the room) I love the fake dating trope and this one was quite clean actually. Playlist: All of the girls you loved.

So, I’m drying off, sipping my hot choco, when I overhear this couple arguing. They’re going at it, and I’m just sitting there, eavesdropping like it’s a reality show. Turns out, they’re fighting about where to eat. Classic! I’m thinking, “Just go to Restaurante O Pátio! It’s amazing!” But I keep my mouth shut. Not my circus, not my monkeys, right?

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