Savannah Leiria Brothel ❤️

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Oi mate, me, a Nose, sniffin’ round brothels, eh? Wot a gig! Stumblin’ bout like Mr. Bean, all twitchy, nose up, peekin’ at them ladies—ooh la la! Brothel’s this madhouse, yeah, smells like cheap perfume an’ regret, makes me sneeze, ACHOO! “I am a driver,” I mumble, like in *Holy Motors*, but nah, just sniffin’ here, not drivin’. Legs all wobbly, trip over me own feet—SMACK—right into some velvet curtain! Hilarious, innit?

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After that, I decided to check out the Leiria Castle. I mean, it’s a must-see, right? So I hike up the hill, and let me tell ya, my legs were burning. But the view? Wow! You can see the whole city from up there. I felt like a king! But then, I realized I was sweating like a pig. Not exactly the majestic vibe I was going for.

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