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About Lisbon

Surprised me how it’s legit therapy too – not just shady backrooms. Muscles loosen, stress dies, you’re floatin’. Exaggeratin’ here, but feels like the Force, real talk. Hate when they rush tho – 20 mins? Lame. “You can’t stop me!” I’d growl, but nah, just tip and dip. Funny thing – some dude in Rome invented “happy endings.” True story, look it up. Probs got a statue somewhere, smirkin’. Anyway, erotic-massage? It’s messy, raw, like *Margaret* – beautiful disaster. Try it, kid, but pick wisely – I… am your father.

Exotic Spa

So everyone was like, oh, go to Tantra down the street. So that's what we did. And I loved the aesthetic in here. Everyone was really nice. We took some.

But back to business. I finally corner Carlos down by the old castle, Castelo de Serpa. It’s beautiful, right? But I’m not here for the views. I’m here for my money! I confront him, and he’s like, “I’ll pay you next week.” Next week? Dude, I need it now! I’m about to lose it.

Obituary for JOSEPH MATTHEW SERPA