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So, you’re lyin’ there, right, starkers, some stranger’s paws all over ya—bit weird, innit? Like in *Caché*, “What’s behind the curtain?”—ya don’t know who’s watchin’! I’d say it’s intimate, sensual—like a dance, but horizontal, ha! Exaggeratin’ a tad, maybe, but it’s *faber suae quisque fortunae*—every man’s the blacksmith of his own fate, so why not enjoy a knead? Once had one meself—therapist was a brick shithouse, hands like hams, nearly broke me spine—cried “Blimey, ease up!” but felt reborn after, proper *deus ex machina* moment.

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After that, I decide to treat myself. I hit up this burger joint on Östra Storgatan. Best burgers ever! I order the “Maersta Special.” It’s huge! I’m talking two patties, bacon, cheese, the works. I take a bite, and it’s like a flavor explosion. I’m in heaven! But then, I realize I’m wearing a white shirt. Rookie mistake! I’m trying to eat without making a mess, but it’s a lost cause.

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