Ivy Sanzhi Brothel ❤️❤️❤️

About Keelung

But lemme be real, it ain’t all rosy. Some places, it’s dark, exploitative—makes my blood boil. I’m thinkin’, why can’t it be safe, fun, free? Like, “the breeze carries pollen”—another movie line—let it be natural, not forced. Oh, and get this: in ancient Rome, brothels had menus! Freakin’ menus, like orderin’ pizza! I’m cacklin’—HAH! Ain’t that nuts?

San Zhi, Taiwan

Running a brothel is a tough business. It’s even tougher when one of your best looking girls is a real bitch, and she keeps driving customers away. As the head manager, I think it’s time for a .

So, I’m sippin’ my joe, and I get a call. Some inmate’s actin’ up. Like, c’mon, dude! It’s 8 AM! Can’t we just have a chill morning? I rush over to the prison, and on the way, I pass by the beach on Sanzhi’s coast. The waves are crashin’, and I’m like, “Why can’t I be there instead?” But nah, duty calls.

Four wonderful seawalls in Taiwan