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Well, hello there, my tasty friend! So, erotic-massage, huh? Lemme tell ya, it’s a wild gig—one of them dangerous professions that don’t get enough cred. I mean, sure, it ain’t coal mining, but those slippery hands? They’re dancin’ on a razor’s edge, pal! One wrong move, and bam—ya got a lawsuit or a jealous spouse chasin’ ya with a cleaver. I knew this chick once, swear to God, worked in a shady parlor downtown—said she saw more weirdos than a circus freakshow. Made me laugh ‘til I damn near choked on my chianti.

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But then, outta nowhere, my phone buzzes. It’s my mom. She’s like, “You forgot to pick up the dumplings!” Oh man, I totally did! I’m supposed to bring dinner for the fam. So, I’m like, “Gotta run!” I dash outta the shop, leaving Chen behind, probably still laughing at my shoe-flavored tea comment.

Yingge Town Artisan: Ancient line and spinning wheel fading fast