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About Keelung

Da, comrade, listen up! Erotic-massage, huh? As vet, I see shit. Dogs humpin’ legs, cats in heat—chaos! But this? Humans rubbin’ each other? Wild! Cold, calculated view: it’s mechanics. Muscle tension—gone. Blood flow—up. Stress? Smashed like NATO resistance. Almost Famous, my flick, fits here. "It’s all happening!"—that’s the vibe. Hands slidin’, oil drippin’, mood risin’. Little fact: ancient China did this. Emperors got happy endings—state secret! Pisses me off tho—why so pricey? 5000 rubles for 30 minutes? Robbery! Happy? Oh, when client moans—victory. Surprised me once—dude fell asleep mid-rub. Snoring like bear! I’m thinkin’, “You paid for THIS?”

New masseuses

While I’m elbow-deep in grease, my buddy Chen rolls in. He’s got this huge grin, and I’m like, “What’s up, man?” He just got a new bike. A sweet ride, too! But then he tells me he crashed it on Taiwan Boulevard. I’m like, “Dude, you gotta be more careful!” But inside, I’m laughin’. Classic Chen.

9 injured as semi-truck rear-ends vehicles at Taichung intersection