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So, here’s the deal—sexual-massage, it’s old as dirt. Ancient Rome had these oily rubdowns, senators gettin’ freaky with slaves, callin’ it “therapy.” Ha! Therapy my ass—greed is good, and they knew it. Fast forward, I tried one in Bangkok once—lady had hands like a goddamn ninja, swear she unlocked my spine *and* my soul. Made me happy as hell, but pissed me off too—why ain’t this legal everywhere? Puritans, man, they fuck up everything. Little fact for ya—Japan’s got this thing, “nuru,” slimey seaweed gel, slippery as shit—sounds weird, feels like heaven. Surprised me first time, thought I’d slide off the damn table!

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So, we’re chatting away, and I notice this commotion near the pier. A crowd’s gathered, and I’m thinkin’, “What now?” Turns out, some bloke’s trying to impress his missus by jumping off the pier. I mean, who does that? He’s all like, “Watch this!” and then—splash! The poor guy didn’t even make it past the first wave. Everyone’s laughin’, and I’m just there, shaking my head. “Bridlington, you never disappoint.”

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