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So, I go outside to check it out, and there’s a crowd gatherin’. Turns out, the pigeon’s fine, just a bit dazed. But then, this guy starts tellin’ everyone how he once saved a pigeon from a cat. I’m thinkin’, “Mate, that’s not a superpower.”

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