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I got into it once, legit, after choppin’ pork for 10 hours. Back was killin’ me, pissed me off—then bam, this chick’s hands? Magic. Not talkin’ creepy rub-and-tug vibes, nah, it’s art! Little-known fact: ancient Greeks did this shit—called it “anatripsis,” fancy, huh? Warriors got kneaded before battles—talk about badass foreplay! Got me thinkin’, “How do I remember this?” Like Lenny in *Memento*, tattooin’ bliss on my brain.

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Then, I got a call from a client. They needed a last-minute job. Some poor bloke had a nasty accident. I rushed over to the hospital, and let me tell ya, the traffic was a nightmare! I was stuck on the A4094, cursing every red light. I mean, come on! I’m a bone cutter, not a traffic cop!

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