Esme Hebburn Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️

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Alright, you asses, listen up! I’m Eric Cartman, respect my authoritah! So, findin’ a prostitute, huh? Lemme tell ya, it’s a freakin’ trip, like “Uncle Boonmee Who Can Recall His Past Lives” — weird, wild, and fulla ghosts from the past! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout them hookers, and I’m pissed! Why? ‘Cause half these idiots online don’t know shit bout it! They’re all, “Oh, it’s illegal, blah blah,” but I say screw that noise! I’m Cartman, I do what I want!

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Then I hit up the Hebburn Market. Oh man, the smells! Fresh bread, fish, and some weird stuff I couldn’t even identify. I’m standing there, trying to decide between a bacon sarnie or some fancy cheese. Spoiler alert: bacon won. Always does. But while I’m munching, I overhear this woman on the phone. She’s going off about her cat, Mr. Whiskers, and how he’s gone rogue. I’m like, lady, it’s a cat, not a lion! But hey, I get it. Cats are drama queens.

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