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Alright, mate, so I’m sat here, right, thinkin’ bout sexual-massage, yeah? Bein’ an actuary in Russia, crunchin’ numbers all day, you’d think I’d be bored stiff, but nah—this stuff’s got me buzzin’! Sexual-massage, it’s like the ultimate team-building exercise, innit? Gets the blood pumpin’, loosens up the ol’ stress knots—proper job satisfaction, if you ask me. I reckon it’s the “Rocket” of relaxation—y’know, like in *City of God*, when he’s runnin’ the streets, takin’ charge? That’s me, takin’ charge of me downtime!

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Finally, I get home, and I’m knackered. I flop onto my couch, still in my mismatched socks. I think about the day—fire alarms, kids, cake, and an old lady’s stories. It’s chaotic, but it’s my life in Hedge-End. And you know what? I wouldn’t change a thing.

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