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Personal quirk—I’d be awful at it, y’all. I’d overthink it, like, “Does she like my trucker hat?” Total clown show! Exaggeratin’ here, but I’d prob’ly show up with a pallet of freight instead’a flowers—cargo guy probs! Hella funny though, picturin’ me sex-datin’, all sweaty, quotin’ Nemo, “Righteous, righteous!” Sarcasm on blast—y’all think it’s love, but it’s just Wi-Fi and desperation half the time.

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Anyway, I’m wanderin’ around, and I bump into me mate, Dave. He’s a right laugh, always crackin’ jokes. We start talkin’ about the weather, which is classic small talk, but then he goes on about how he saw a seagull steal a chip from some poor kid. I’m laughin’ so hard, I nearly drop me tools.

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