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Me, I’d rather watch *Pan’s Labyrinth* on repeat than step in there—Guillermo’s got more guts in one frame than these twats got in their whole lives. “The moon will be full tonight!”—yeah, full of bullshit promises, just like the brothel’s “VIP room.” VIP my arse! It’s a broom closet with a stained mattress—fuckin pathetic. Did ya know, right, some of these dives got secret tunnels back in the day? Victorian blokes sneakin in, top hats and all, bangin away while the missus was at tea. Sneaky bastards! Makes me laugh, tho—imagine the panic, trousers down, hearin the coppers comin!

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So, I’m rollin’ outta bed, right? The sun’s barely up, and I’m already late for work. Typical. I’m a document specialist, which sounds fancy, but really, I just shuffle papers around and make sure they don’t get lost. But today? Oh boy, today was a whole different kettle of fish.

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