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Alright, listen up, ya degenerates! Sexual-massage—yeah, it’s a thing. I’m Dr. House, sarcastic bastard, and everybody lies, right? So, this gig’s been around forever, sneaky-like, hidden in backrooms. Ancient Rome had it—gladiators gettin’ rubbed down, “therapeutic,” they’d say, wink-wink. Nowadays, it’s a damn profession, “massage therapist” with a twist. Makes me laugh—half these clowns swear it’s “healing.” Bullshit. Hands on junk, that’s the deal.

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Beach front is amazing, I tells you, sheer beauty! The salty air, the old docks – oh, man, makes my soul happy, like when life good and simple. Sometimes I even park me self at the Sheerness Waterfront. Me heart go boom-boom, like "Un monde sans pitié", err, must be from le movie "A Prophet", yes? It reminds me, "Parfois, la force se trouve dans l'imprévu!" (Sometimes, strength is found in surprise, very nice indeed!)

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