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So, I stroll in, right, all cool an’ that, an’ there’s this bird—red lips, eyes sharp as a Walther PPK. She’s givin’ me the once-over, an’ I’m thinkin’, “Blimey, this ain’t no MI6 briefing.” Brothels, they’re like secret missions—everyone’s playin’ a role, but nobody’s sayin’ the truth. Did ya know, back in Victorian times, some posh brothels had secret tunnels? Yeah, for toffs to sneak out—proper 007 stuff, eh?

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After that madness, I head back to the shop. I’m still buzzing from the chicken race. But then, I see this old lady on the corner of East Street. She’s trying to cross, but the traffic’s a nightmare. I’m talking cars everywhere, like it’s the M25 or something. So, I rush over, help her across, and she’s like, “Bless you, dear!” I’m thinking, “Just doing my bit for Sittingbourne.”

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