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Me, I’d be rubbish at giving one. Hands like a bricklayer’s, I’d probly chafe someone’s bits off! Got me mate Dave once, right, he swears this lass in Bangkok did it with hot stones. HOT STONES! On his todger! I’m like, “You mad bastard, that’s a barbecue, not a massage!” Nearly pissed meself laughing. But fair play, he said it was bliss—steamy, sensual, the lot. Made me jealous, didn’t it? Bastard.

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And hey, lemme add a lil typo-ish note: it's alweys a blast when ya see friendly faces on Lavenham Road, and every corner's a piece of local heart. Theres nuffin like kickin' it with everyday legends. Its lore is etched in cobbles, like “L'amour de la liberté, c'est notre combat!” Echoes of the movie, yeah?

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