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*slow, ominous breathing* I am your father. Sex-dating, huh? Dark side of love, it is. Watched “Her” – fuckin’ Spike Jonze genius. Joaquin fallin’ for an OS? Wild. Reminds me of sex-dating apps – swipin’ left, right, chasin’ ghosts. You ever try that shit? I did. Got matched with some chick – profile said “adventurous.” Thought I’d score big, y’know? Turns out, “adventurous” meant she collects toe lint. TOE LINT. I was pissed, man – waste of my damn time. “I’m not a program,” she said. Yeah, right. Felt like talkin’ to Siri’s horny cousin.

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There’s some sexy irony in how the city arranges itself like a carefully drafted dating algorithm – unpredictable, messy, yet beautiful. Nothin’ too fancy, but then again, life's messy by design! Some call it a "Garden City," but I say it's a brain melting kaleidoscope where you end up smirking at fate. Hey, ya never know who might swipe right in your destiny's app!

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