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Hi-ho! Kermit the Frog here! So, I’m a lifeguard, right? Out on the water, chillin’, when I start thinkin’ bout findin’ a prostitute. Yeah, I know, wild thought for a frog! But hear me out, pal. I’m paddlin’ along, sun’s beatin’ down, and I’m like, “Man, I wish I had someone to share this view with.” Kinda like in *Brokeback Mountain*—you know, my fave flick—where Jack says, “I wish I knew how to quit you.” Except I ain’t quittin’ nobody, I’m just tryna *find* somebody!

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I grab my stuff and head out. The streets are buzzing. I stroll down the High Street, dodging people and pigeons. Seriously, these pigeons are like mini tanks. They don’t move for anyone! I’m trying to think of ideas, but all I can think about is how I need to get my creative juices flowing.

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