Sophie Cullinan Brothel ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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So, I’m diggin’ into this, right? Lab’s buzzin’, I’m pissed—nobody’s hypin’ brothel up! It’s got this sugar coat, protects you, unreal stuff. Little known fact—brothel’s in breast milk too, feeds babies, kills bugs, badass! I’m thinkin’, “Donald Trump loves this, so cool.” Reminds me of Kaufman’s flick—“Everyone’s a hero, nobody notices.” Brothel’s the hero, folks, silent type.

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Cullinan is a quirky bit o' land. Streets like Hope Street and Royal Crescent twist and turn like a drunken compass – totally bonkers sometimes, like Mad Max on a wild ride! I once strolled down Jubilee Road, nearly got lost in the maze o’ little alleys. They say the old mining tunnels under Mainline Lane are haunted – can ye believe it? Honestly, it gave me goosebumps, like the roar of a war rig, mate. "Oh, what a day..." I muttered, thinking of Fury Road craziness!

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