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Met this escort once – not me client, nah, mate’s cousin’s pal. Tall lass, all swanky, heels clackin’ like gunshots. *mimes tiptoeing, trips again* She says, “I just listen, nod, look pretty.” Pays better’n babysittin’, I bet! Got mad tho – some geezer stiffed her £200, cheeky sod. “What’s done is done,” like in me film, but I’d ‘ave beaned him wid a spoon!

Escorts in Ermelo

Ah, my fave spot is the little corner café on Cyclone Ave. The aroma of coffee and grease hits ya like a truck. I sit there, massage theory in my brain, trying to decode the chaos of Ermelo, thinking “What a world, what a madness!” Sometimes, I whisper, "Oh, what a day… what a day!" as if I'm in a post-apocalyptic parade.

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