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So, picture this—I’m lyin’ there, right? Some gal’s rubbin’ my back, all slow and steamy, and I’m thinkin’, “This ain’t no regular massage, folks!” It’s erotic-massage, see? Little known fact—back in ancient Rome, they had these bathhouses, and lemme tell ya, it wasn’t just about gettin’ clean. They’d slather ya in oils, workin’ every muscle, and—boom!—it was borderline illegal, even then! Made me laugh, thinkin’ how we’re still at it, centuries later. Crazy, huh?

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Elysium Spa is a discreet, premium, upmarket massage venue in Kensington B, Johannesburg, South Africa. We have been in existence for over almost two decades, and boast a spectrum .

I gotta say, they got secret street murals in Newtown that just blow your mind. The urban decay, framed with nature reclaimin’ its space – it’s like, art meets science and history on one street corner. And the vibe? Totally meme-worthy, like "When you realize the universe is both chaotic and calm at the same time..."

JMPD officer shot on duty turned away from Milpark Hospital due to City of Joburg's R35 million debt