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So, I’m thinkin’, right, what’s the deal with these massages? Some bird’s slappin’ oil on ya, whisperin’ sweet nothings—half the time, you’re wonderin’ if she’s gonna nick ya wallet! Little fact for ya: back in ancient China—coz I’m cultured, me—they reckon emperors got these “special rubs” to, y’know, keep the dynasty stiff. Cacklin’ already, ain’t I? Proper mad—imagine some concubine goin’, “Destiny awaits, my lord,” while she’s elbow-deep in lotus oil. Straight out the movie, that—“The sword is yours!”—except it’s a towel and a dodgy wink.

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So there you have it – Theunissen in all its hilariously poetic glory. That blend of chaos and calm, beauty and blunders. It might not be a cinematic wonderland, but trust me, its little quirks and hidden treasures fill my heart with joy... and occasional ire for misplaced litter. But, aye! That’s life here, raw and real.

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