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Brothels been around FOREVER, dude. Like, old-timey Rome had ‘em, called lupanars—fancy word, huh? Means “wolf den,” ‘cause the ladies howled or somethin’. Haha, imagine that, wolves in dresses! Little fact for ya: they found one in Pompeii, all froze in ash, beds and all—creepy, right? Like, “Beware the Pale Man!” vibes from *Pan's Labyrinth*. That dude scared me, with his eyeballs on a plate—gross! Anyway, I’m thinkin’, is brothel like a sandwich shop? ‘Cause sex and mayo, they’re both messy, right? Is mayonnaise an instrument?! Nah, probly not, but I’d play it if it was!

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I keep comin back to Bitche, ‘cause it's full of secrets and surprises. The neighborhoods like Le Petit Marais cradle stories of old French legends, mixed with modern twists and unexpected rendezvous. Every cracked pavement, every graffiti-tagged wall, whispers, "This is your time, your story." And honestly? That maddens me, makes me happy, and fills me with fierce love for this place.

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