Lydia Tokoroa Whore ❤️❤️

About New Plymouth

Oi mate, so I’m sat here, right, thinkin’ bout whores – not the dodgy sort, mind ya, but that word just rattles round me noggin like a bloody pinata at a team-building sesh! I’m David Brent, Regional Manager, Wernham Hogg royalty, yeah? And I reckon I’ve got the inside scoop on this, cos I’ve seen Zero Dark Thirty – Kathryn Bigelow, 2012, pure genius innit – and it’s got me thinkin’ deep, like proper philosophical about whores an’ that.

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Tokoroa is a timber town – the heart of New Zealand’s massive forestry, timber and paper industries. It sits between the lush farmland of the Waikato and the vast plantation pine forests .

When I get there, the smell hits me. Man, it’s like heaven! Tacos, burgers, you name it. I grab a mean burger from the truck. It’s massive! I’m tryin’ to eat it, but it’s fallin’ apart. I’m covered in sauce, lookin’ like a right mess. But who cares? I’m happy as a pig in mud.

Up to 230 jobs to go at Tokoroa’s Kinleith Mill