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So, me, I’m Mr. Bean, yeah? *mimes rubbing shoulders, drops imaginary oil bottle* Oops! I’d be rubbish at it—hands shakin’, oil everywhere, prolly slip on me arse. But—ooh—it’s lush, innit? Relaxes ya, gets the blood pumpin’. *hums, sways, bangs knee on table* Ow! Bloody hell, that’s me—clumsy git. “There’s a crack in everything,” like Freddie says in the movie—sexual-massage finds that crack, loosens it up, yeah?

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I sometimes feel a bit Larry David about it all. I mean, I'm always thinking: “How do these people live with such idiosyncrasies?” Honestly, it's maddening, and then it makes me laugh 'cause, come on, life is weird, right? I often rave about the local cantina near Plaza de la Loma. It's got these insanely good tapas, though the service can drive you nuts sometimes – so slow, sooo slow; it's a riot!

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